#football au meme

[philtstone]

for ask meme—d’artagnan/constance, “ringing”?

He should've seen it coming. Athos claimed solemnly once that everything about Constance Bonacieux can be fairly deduced, given the correct attention to detail -- which D'Artagnan does not always possess, was the unspoken implication. D'Artagnan didn't appreciate the lack of faith in his intelligence at the time (he is freshly sixteen and absolutely wiser for it) but just now he is reevaluating.

No, he decides firmly. It's not that he's stupid. There's just something about her proximity that always causes the gears in his brain to halt, and a faint ringing to start in his ears. It's her fruity lotion, maybe ("Teen Now said it's what Britney Spears wears") or the light way her hand rests against his arm as she rises up on tiptoe to make her request with bitten-mouth excitement, quietly against his ear:

"I want you to teach me to play."

"What?" he stammers out, two beats too late and with a rapid set of blinks that does nothing to clarify the situation for him. The kitchen of she and Anne's girls' dorm (he is absolutely not supposed to be in here, but he's sure Aramis and Porthos will make his excuses to Headmaster Treville if he's caught) is bathed in soft spring sunlight and Constance herself is practically glowing with the impish joy that's crept onto her face.

"Football," she says breathlessly. "I don't care that there isn't a girls' team. I just want to learn. I was thinking midfield, like you play, but I'll be happy to learn goalkeeping too."

It's her hair, he decides. It's spilling in long thick curls down her arms and framing her face and practically copper in the sunlight. Or maybe that sincere excitement, how bright and determined she is, or how the rumpled pleats of her uniform skirt do nothing to hide the grass stains on her knees from helping them drag Athos to first period after a full night of ex-girlfriend woes.

The field is closed off to students when it isn't practice hours. He'll have to nick a ball. And shoes ...

Her boyfriend's never approved of the large Beckham poster in her bedroom, D'Artagnan remembers. Personally, he thinks it's brilliant. So,

"Of course," he hears himself say, as if there was ever any other option in the first place. "Whatever you want, Constance."

He has a sneaking suspicion he won't regret it.

[l0verf0rever]

When the story you're writing is close to being done and you forgot to save

[arsenalgbt]

oooo i’m so up rn bestie… if you’re doing the mini fic!!! deckai with 7 or 16 please?? 😙

Deckai

7: things you said while we were driving

They have been buzzing about the road trip ever since the beginning of the semester, with all coming from different European countries (”For the record, lads, I think Brexit sucks,” Declan said before neither Kai or Jurrien can tease him about it)—

they really want to experience the popular meme of 'in America, if you're driving for three hours, you will still be in Texas', except they're not in Texas and Jurrien is not with them yet, because he has to stay hospitalised for one more week after getting some food poisoning.

“What?” Declan asks, eyes darting quickly from the road to grin at Kai, who was caught staring. They just took off from their first service areas, where they refilled the atrocity that is American's energy drinks and more popcorns.

Kai grins back. “Sorry, it's just that you're the most animated person I've ever known.”

“Yeah? Is that a bad thing?” Declan asks again, easily, so unlike the stereotypically serious and polite Brits. So humbling in a sense for Kai, who, at the age of 19, is hit by reality that he hasn't met a substantial number of people.

“Not at all. It's… interesting.”

Declan laughs, loud, like he's taken aback by the choice of word.

“You know, in England,” he says, blue, blue eyes twinkling, “when you say 'interesting' about someone, it can either mean you actually find that person interesting or the opposite.”

“Oh.” Kai blinks. He definitely didn't mean the opposite. “I didn't—”

“I knew you didn't,” Declan says in a voice that always turns extra softer when he wants Kai to know that he doesn't take any offence from Kai's warped way to communicate in English. “You wouldn't do that to me.”

The radio DJ is filling in the silence, asking his listeners about what are they going to have for dinner.

“Steak,” Kai answers, “for dinner.”

“Couldn't agree more.” Declan nods. “How do you like your steak, then?”

“Well-done.”

“Jesus Christ.”

Kai swings one long arm to swat at whatever of Declan's upper body he can reach, only Declan grabs his hand when it gets near his forearm, and they faux fighting for a second before Declan opens his palm and entwines their fingers.

Kai is supposed to be in love with Jurrien. Declan knows better. Neither is willing to let go first.

[missempanada]

10 random facts about Spain you might wanna know for your fan work

My Hetalia hyperfixation came back this 2025 and it's stronger than ever. So to celebrate, I decided to make this post to share with you a little bit of real contemporary Spanish culture and to debunk some stereotypes. If you're writing or creating art about Spain this might help you add some details that will make the character, as well as his relationships with other nations, feel more authentic.

#1. We have two surnames, not a compound one (so it's "Fernández Carriedo", not "Fernandez-Carriedo"). I explained how that works in a post some years ago.

#2. We don't really drink sangría when we go to bars. It's considered a thing for tourists, especially considering how much they can charge you for it. Instead of that, we drink tinto de verano which is a mixture of red wine and either sparkling water or sparkling lemonade (usually the second one). When we do drink sangría, it's usually at a house or student delegation party and the methods we use to prepare it are usually not... very clean or sophisticated. It’s usually just cheap wine mixed with soda, with some chopped fruits thrown in, and it’s often made in a large plastic tub or basin without much concern for presentation or hygiene.

#3. Likewise, the dish that we like the most isn't paella, but tortilla de patatas. You'll find a plate of tortilla in every household when it's time to watch a football match, celebrate a birthday or watch the Eurovision grand final. Also, the only thing this tortilla has in common with the Mexican one is the name.

#4. The olive oil stereotype is way more accurate than the tomato one. We put olive oil in everything. Though if you wanna combine both stereotypes, most Spaniards love to have a toast with tomato pulp, olive oil and salt, either as breakfast or as a snack. The name and preparation of this toast can have slight variatons from region to region.

#5. Most Spaniards don't like bullfighting and even advocate for it to be banned. According to this survey, only 24% of Spaniards like bullfighting and it's usually those amongst the older generations. We usually consider the bullfighter stereotype to be offensive but we also think the imaginery slays (no pun intended) with fashion designers such as Palomo Spain using it in their works (this is the costume he designed for our entry in Eurovision 2022). It's kind of contradicting so take this information as you will. But basically: killing bulls, NO; pretty and shiny costumes, YES.

#6. According to a survey, Portugal (#1) and Italy (#2) are the two countries most liked by Spaniards. According to another survey, those two countries along with Greece would be the ones we'd be the most willing to help in case of a crisis. Can't tell if it's reciprocated, but according to every Spanish student's Erasmus experience ever I would say yes! (If you're not European and don't know what Erasmus is, look it up. Might be useful for a college AU). Also, there seems to be a rise in the idea of Mediterranean/southern European/PIGS pride among youths of any political inclination, often making memes like this one, which may or may not be related to the data I just provided. I'd say we consider the Portuguese to be our siblings, Italians to be our cousins (though cuanto más primo, más me arrimo jk) and Greeks to be our distant cousins.

#7. The "th" sound in the neutral European Spanish dialect (the one you hear in movies and shows) isn't a lisp, but a phenomenon linguists call diferenciación. If anyone wants me to explain this in detail, I'll gladly make a separate post about it. If you don't know how it works I suggest you don't use it in fics and stuff because we will point and laugh at you. Especially considering some provinces in Spain only pronounce the S sound, just like Latin Americans.

#8. Though Enrique Iglesias is great, he's not the most popular singer in Spain at the moment, especially since he's retired from music. Spanish girls and gays usually listen to Rosalía, Ana Mena, Lola Índigo or Bel��n Aguilera, amongst others. Straight people usually listen to Quevedo (ew). David Bisbal was very big in the 2000s and he's still universally loved by all, whether we actually like his music or see him as a living meme. Collaborations with Latin American artists (examples 1, 2, 3) are also very popular and collaborations with Italian artists are becoming increasingly popular (examples 1, 2, 3). I have a playlist of Spanish pop artists (mostly women) that you can check here. If your fic or artwork is set on the 20th Century, you might wanna check this playlist instead. And here's another one for Spanish classical composers.

#9. Doraemon and Crayon Shin Chan are a cultural staple amongst Spaniards raised in the late 90s-2000s-early 2010s. So much so, that there's even an episode of Crayon Shin Chan in which the Nohara family goes to Spain on vacation. I've bonded with Japanese people over this lol

#10. We typically don't use the word "gringo" to refer to USAmericans (though it's becoming more popular now since younger generations are more used to hearing Latin American slang because of both the Internet and recent migrations), we use "guiri" instead. This word is used to describe people who are whiter than us, for lack of a better explanation. So, basically, Central Europeans + Nordics + Brits + USAmericans + Canadians. Like most words in Spanish, it can be considered either a neutral descriptor or a pejorative term depending on the context and intonation. For example, if a Spaniard has an English or German partner, they may call them "mi guiri" (my guiri) as a light-hearted tease. However, if we're talking about drunk English tourists jumping from balconies... then yes, it's definitely pejorative.

I'd love it if anyone else in the fandom does this with facts about their country because I love learning new things about other cultures and peoples. So if you write a post like this, please tag me so I can read it! Also if you want me to confirm or debunk any stereotype let me know and I'll do it in the comments.

Bonus fun fact: Spain is the gayest country in Europe (based on the percentage of people that identify as LGBT+).

[17020]

CASE FILES — TOKYO LEGAL TACHIKAWA

CASE 001: ONE/AFTERMATH

reo mikage lets his insecurities get the best of himself, and y/n is bamboozled. pro! post bllk! players. warnings for angst, insecurities, jealousy, a lil gaslighting. fem!reader.

reo mikage faces the aftermath of his actions, and his ex-girlfriend (?) tries to move on. pro! post bllk! players. warnings for swearing, violence. angst to fluff, both platonic and romantic relationships present.

CASE 002: CHEESE

meguru bachira likes to take pictures.

CASE 003: THE SUITE

it’s yoichi isagi’s birthday, and he attends his best friend’s football match.

CASE 004: SHELL, FLESH, WATER

hyoma chigiri suffers a major football loss. he also lets his partner see his vulnerable side. warnings: angst, comfort, chigs is sad, nudity, bathing together, established relationship, just vulnerable hyoma letting out his fears.

CASE 005: RECONSIDER

rin itoshi has to reconsider his usual answer which he gives his interviewers, which is a hard “no.”

CASE 006: # I HEART PUBLIC RELATIONS

in order to your boost your popularity as a lifestyle influencer, your manager decides to partner up with anri teieri and jinpachi ego, for a PR stunt with a man from one of japan’s most famous content houses: blue lock.

CASE 007: DON'T LEAVE ME, GIRL

this is men from kaiju no. 8, blue lock & wind breaker as henry danger memes.

ADJUNT CASES: CAMPUS CRUSH GALORE

blue lock & tokyo revengers series. each fic is a standalone, college au about love at first sight/first meetings. fem! reader. (on hiatus)

ADJUNT CASES: ORQUÍDEAS

wind breaker & blue lock collab. an event where fluff and angst pieces were written by my lovely mutuals.

CASE FILES — ARCHIVED FROM TOKYO LEGAL ARIAKE

where the files from our last law firm lie at. we keep these files in case of revisions, evidence, or just practice for our interns. our last firm strictly attended clients of japan's most famous football stars, who rose to fame in blue lock.

CASE 001: TIME OUT

yoichi isagi playfights with his significant other.

CASE 002: XOXO, GOSSIPCORP

reo mikage is bored inside his father's office, so he decides to start a gossip account for mikage corp.

CASE 003: THE SCOOTER INCIDENT

you meet meguru bachira while he rides his scooter. warnings for tiny injury (scratches).

CASE 004: DOMESTIC LIFE

what's it like to live with rin itoshi?

CASE 005: ONE MORE DATE

rin itoshi is set up by his mother on a date with a person she met while she shopped. he isn’t a big fan of this… or is he?

CASE 006: CRUST, MANTLE, CORE

rin itoshi has many layers. lucky for you, you got to know every one of them.

CASE 007: COFFEE GROUNDS

sae itoshi is a barista, and his coffee sucks ass. you don’t mind, though.

CASE 008: EL CLÁSICO

sae itoshi reacting to his s/o previously being a barcha fan.

CASE 009: I'VE FALLEN (FOR YOU)

the itoshi siblings, seishiro nagi, and rensuke kunigami teach their s/o how to kick the ball. they fail miserably, falling and landing on their ass.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Omg they're ~~(wanted in at least 5 countries)~~ so silly I need the cheese ask with the other skellies pls

The main boys are here!

Horrorswap Sans - He scolds you for playing with food and starts eating the cheese anyway because he doesn't want to ruin it. But still, stop it!

Horrorswap Papyrus - He dramatically falls on the floor like a dying sea star, the cheese on his face. You killed him, congratulations.

Horrorfell Sans - He throws the cheese against the wall, hisses angrily, and then goes on all four to growl at the enemy. That's only when he realizes it's just cheese that he turns to you and starts to yell at you, asking if you think it's funny. Well. Yes, it is actually.

Horrorfell Papyrus - Are you proud of yourself? Throwing cheese at people who can't even walk to defend themselves. Shame on you. Shame on your cow. And shame on your face because as soon as you lower your guard, Chief slams the cheese back at you.

Outertale Sans - He dodges, mocking your terrible aim, knocks himself out against the ceiling, falls on the floor, and the cheese falls back on his face. Loser.

Outertale Papyrus - What are you? Five? He scolds you for showing a bad example to the children he's babysitting. Now go in timeout to think about what you just did. You regret nothing though.

Dancetale Sans - He ducks, does a back somersault, and shoots the cheese in the air like a pro footballer. The cheese somehow ends back in your face instead of his. Not fair.

Dancetale Papyrus - He screams, slaps the cheese on the floor, slips on the cheese, and falls on his back in an even louder scream. He then gives you an angry stare. You decide to retreat.

Dancefell Sans - He stays still :( He probably deserved this. He's a loser after all. He sits sadly on the floor with his cheese on his face and he stays there. What a drama queen, you swear.

Dancefell Papyrus - You thought it would be fun to do it while he's streaming. You didn't expect the Internet to turn this into a meme though. Poor Tango has his cheese face on every screen of the world for two whole months. He's mad at you lol.

Farmtale Sans - Uh oh. If there's something you don't want to insult, it's Sam's cows. And you just threw his baby's cheese at his face! How dare you! He starts a 10-minute speech about how hard it is to make cheese and how you're ruining his work with your pranks. You can stop chuckling honestly.

Farmtale Papyrus - He gives you a confused look, mildly panicked. Did he do something wrong? Are you angry at him? Why? He doesn't understand what's going on and he's not sure if he should laugh with you or hide or something.

Mafiatale Sans - He gives you an unamused stare, the cheese in his hand. You think you're really funny, uh? You're not going to laugh so much when he will mess with the water temperature while you're taking your shower tonight. But he will though.

Mafiatale Papyrus - Creeper keeps his natural poker face, not really caring about the cheese. He quickly discards it and returns to whatever he is doing. You're pretty sure you saw the shadow of a smile on his face but it's hard to tell, really. He's too good at being expressionless.

Mafiafell Sans - He tries to warn you, but you do it anyway. Suddenly, the leashes of the twenty dogs you were holding pulls forward, making you literally fly. The dogs all jump on Fang so they can have the cheese on his face. As for you, you're biting the dust... Quite literally.

Mafiafell Papyrus - Torpedo does the dramatic turnaround and asks silently who threw cheese behind his head. Because you have a survival instinct, you immediately points at Fang, who is sleeping peacefully at his desk. You feel bad when Torpedo starts to yell at his brother, flipping the desk over with everything on it. You decide it's maybe best to retreat because Fang is staring through your soul and you have a feeling you will pay for that.

Ink - He accidentally put his brush in the way, which opened a portal on an Undertale cheese AU where all characters are cheese. Ink is very excited and insists you two should go to try to eat Sans. You're not sure about this.

Error - He moved at the same time and now the cheese is in his eye socket. Error is rolling on the floor, screaming and glitching in agony, trying to get this thing out of there. Let's just say you better run fast and far away from him.

Disbelief Papyrus - He ducks instinctively. The cheese ends in Asgore's beard, who was just standing behind. You have a fun afternoon planned now, trying to save Asgore's beard without shaving it because the cheese is stuck in there. Delta is lecturing you while you're working.

Killer Sans - He hates cheese. He has the biggest gagging ever, throws the cheese away and runs to clean his face. He can't stand the smell, he swears he's going to grow himself a stomach to puke. You just found a mass destruction weapon randomly. Cool.

Dustale Sans - His brain completely stops working and he starts to stare at the emptiness. There's nothing in these eyes anymore. He stays there, frozen, and refuses to move before you get rid of the cheese.

[vun3r4b13xwrites]

‘The squaffice’, a marauders office au

Here is the intro to my series of oneshots. you don’t have to read them in order because it’s not exactly a linear storyline but read this before you go any further.

James ‘Boss man’ Potter ~ regional Manager and newly elected boss after regulus found himself ‘at a higher level’ to do it himself, Sirius turned it down, obviously.

This is the second proper job he’s had after his career as a a shopkeeper in south London in his desi-family owned off license corner shop, in which he was often referred to as ‘boss man’ which highly boosted his ego.

• Loud, confident, and forever distracted by trying to charm Lily Evans (don’t worry Jegulus fans, your time will come ;))

• His “work” consists mostly of organizing friendly office football matches and brainstorming business fundraisers with Sirius Black.

• Ends every team meeting with: “Good work, team! Also, if anyone wants a lift I have a four seater”…

Lily Evans ~ receptionist and sales rep also office plant mum who only ever gets the bus… She passes calls through and is great at dealing with prank callers for peter.

• Hyper-organized, the glue holding the office together.

• Rolling her eyes at James is her cardio. Secretly, she’s kind of charmed by his persistence but plays hard to get.

• Frequently breaks up fights between Barty and Evan

Sirius ‘padfoot’ Black ~ Receptionist who had the chance to be boss. Given the nickname padfoot after complaints of black grubby dog-like fingerprints on a few cheques.

• Self-appointed “coolest person in the office.” Spends more time twirling in his chair or gossiping with Pandora Lovegood than actually answering calls.

• Known for loudly announcing people’s arrival with dramatic flair.

• Has an ongoing tally of how many pranks he and James have pulled on Snape (the IT guy).

Remus ‘MooDy’ Lupin ~ HR Manager, nicknamed moody because of his chronic fatigue syndrome that makes him exceptionally grumpy . His caffeine addiction caused insomnia which is NOT a great mix. His mobility issues caused by this resulted in Sirius begging regulus to buy an office elavator but he said it was for ‘visitors’ because they are on the 8th floor. Remus said he didn’t have to do that, but Sirius wanted to. He was very greatful.

• The tired, overqualified guy who’s always cleaning up everyone’s messes.

• Quietly enjoys the chaos but will threaten to “fire everyone” when things get too wild.

• Secretly keeps snacks in his drawer for when Pandora Lovegood shows up with questionable coffee.

* has a coffee addiction

Peter ‘perpetually-emotional’ Pettigrew ~Call Handler. far to good at people pleasing and is way too nice in customer service. watched 'the wolf of wall street' one too many times and decided to go for the job.

• Stressed. Always stressed. He’s the one fielding angry calls from clients while the rest of the office wreaks havoc.

• Has a love-hate relationship with Sirius for putting him on hold just to piss people off.

• sometimes joins in pranks, but always claims innocence when they’re discovered.

Pandora Lovegood love-food ~ Coffee Delivery Intern. Finds joy in bringing other people the least ordered and most unusual things off the local bakery menu. everyone plays it safe and only asks for a black coffee, which of course, she more than provides.

• Ethereal and sweet, she delivers coffee and weird, unsolicited advice (“The printer works better if you hum to it”).

• Nobody knows if she actually works for the blacks or if she just shows up with drinks and snacks.

• Once replaced the office coffee with a herbal “energy tonic” that made everyone overly honest for a day.

Evan Rosier & Barty Crouch Jr. ~ salesmen and Marketing Duo. to them, everything is a two man job; paper from the printer, presentations. they made a 'jingle' for the company.

• pranksters who spend more time sabotaging each other than doing actual work.

• Barty keeps switching Evan’s PowerPoint presentations to cat memes.

• Strangely productive when they work together, which they’ll deny at all costs.

Severus Snape ~ IT Guy

• Lives in the server room to avoid everyone.

• unwillingly fixes James and Sirius’s computers when they “accidentally” download virus software.

• Secretly has a soft spot for Lily but refuses to admit it.

• “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

Dorcas Meadowes ~ Legal Advisor and CEO. Very on top of the workload and NEVER passes a deadline. She’s just sick of everyone and takes this job WAY to seriously.

• The sharp, no-nonsense lawyer of the office who somehow manages to keep everyone out of lawsuits despite the chaos.

• Known for her deadpan humor and ability to outwit James and Sirius during brainstorming sessions.

• Has a soft spot for Remus, often sneaking him extra coffee when the pranks go too far.

•. “I’m not bailing you out again. Unless it’s hilarious.”

Regulus Black ~ Head finance organiser and corporate manager. Sirius’s younger brother, but the complete opposite in demeanor: quiet, serious, and always impeccably dressed in the best designer suits. For some reason I think he might have a Birkin.

• His spreadsheets are a work of art, but he spends most of his time glaring at Sirius for sneaking into his office to “borrow” paperclips.

• Secretly competitive with his brother and subtly tries to one-up him in office-wide challenges.

• Has an unlikely alliance with Lily, who respects his professionalism.

Marlene McKinnon ~ Head of quality control (and party planning) the angry lesbian who was put in charge of online security because of her terrible anger issues that made her extremely intimidating (but also her unusually amazing ability to cyberbully)

• The unofficial referee of office drama.

• Once organized an office karaoke night that devolved into chaos when Sirius refused to give up the microphone.

• Has a low tolerance for nonsense from Barty and Evan and will “accidentally” lock them in the supply closet for peace and quiet.

• Has a dartboard with a picture of Barty and Evan for stress relief.

Mary Macdonald ~ Communications Manager and accountant. the chattiest person in the office, often caught up gossiping with Sirius. Everyone relies on her to speak for them.

Often drags Lily into her schemes to help her and Marlene decorate the office for holidays or coordinate surprise parties.

• Secretly loves the drama between James and Lily and occasionally encourages James just to see Lily blush.

• A mediator during office spats, she’s always quick to defuse tension with humor.

I am taking requests and dms if you want anymore details or explanations but I am mainly working on some oneshots so pls tell me what to write 🙏🙏🥲

[your-local-taurus]

Newsies Marching/Concert/Jazz Band Au

This has been sitting in my notes app for ages and I had the brilliant idea to post it here. These are heavily based on my own experiences in band if you couldn’t tell by how wildly specific some of these headcanons are!

Jack: He. Is. A. Trumpet. Player. I don’t make the rules here. Definitely the type of kid to challenge others to “who can play louder” or “who can play higher” and proceeds to blow out everyone’s ears. He gets an earful from Davey, Katherine and the band director.

Davey: I was like “what the nerdiest instruments this loser can play” and was like CLARINET (and then remembered I play clarinet) This kid can play hard-ass riffs like there’s no tomorrow, it’s actually terrifying. He makes it look easy. The others make fun of him but all agree that without him the upper woodwinds would be a disaster.

Les: Davey’s little brother that is always at rehearsal for some reason. He’s around so much he’s basically their unofficial mascot. He carries the school banner haha get it? and water bottles during parades.

Katherine: Definitely the drum major during marching season. She’s really organized and the boys are all low-key scared of her too, so that’s a bonus. She plays the tenor and soprano sax in concert band.

Crutchie: Mallet percussion! He can’t March but man this kid can bang out rhythms on the xylophone and marimba! The others jeer at him and call him “SIDELINES” we do that to our mallet percussion but it’s all in good fun.

Race: ALTO SAX PLAYER. He does not stop playing Careless Whisper, he has no shame. They’ll be practicing drill and then *CARELESS WHISPER* “SHUT UP RACE, I SWEAR TO GOD”. He’s one of the alto section leaders with Finch, but no one knows how because this boy does nothing but goof off? He’s mainly the morale portion of the section while Finch does the actual house keeping stuff, but he’s not that good at it either. Needless to say, the alto section is hanging on by a thread.

Albert: Definitely a trombone player. Knows all the big memes and can play them on command. Despite all the joking around he does (with Race) he’s actually a fantastic player and does killer solos in jazz band. He can rip the paint off the walls with how loud he can play.

Finch: As I said above, an alto player and section leader. He’s low-key done with Race after spending years sitting next to him in band class and half the time you see him he’s on the collapse of a breakdown. But he loves his section as much as he jokes otherwise. He just wishes Race would stop playing Careless Whisper, but we can’t have everything, can we?

Elmer: Also a trombone player. He’s normally trombone two, but he’s totally chill with it, he likes the harmony parts. Also knows many memes he can play on command and he and Albert duet a lot of them from across the field. Like, they’re on separate ends and just BLASTING the Wii theme across the football field. Everyone hates it almost as much at they hate Race playing Careless Whisper.

Jojo: Alto player. No one knows why this kid isn’t the section leader because he’s so good with the section and already does a good portion of the responsibilities. Kids come into band being like “oh yeah, isn’t Jojo the alto section leader?” And are shocked to find out no it’s Race and Finch????? My boy doesn’t take any credit and says he’s just trying to be helpful, bless his heart.

Buttons: Flute player! Don’t have a lot of good parts in marching band but that doesn’t bother him because he gets a lot of the pretty melodies in concert band.

Specs: Plays flute for concert band but since he doesn’t get a lot of good parts, he plays trumpet for marching and jazz band. Section leader for both and is super good at keeping people on task. He’s like the tired parentTM with dealing with his sections (particular the trumpets *cough cough* Jack)

Romeo: Plays the flute. He’s the flute player that complains about how his arms hurt from holding his flute up for SooOoOoooOoOOoo long while the drum line is just deadpanning at him like “you’re kidding me, right?” Whines about the runs he needs to play but gets mad when people suggest he just changes instruments if he hates it so much.

Tommy Boy: DRUMMER TOMMY BOY DRUMMER TOMMY BOY DRUMMER TOMMY BOY!!!!! Plays the quints for marching. He plays a variety of instruments for concert band but he’s really good at the timpani. He 100% plays the drum kit for jazz band. He’s so good at keeping the band grounded, definitely lives up to the “heartbeat of the band”.

Mike & Ike: I hate putting them together because they are two different people, but they need to be together for this head canon. Both play tenor in marching, concert and jazz band. Both tenor one in marching and concert but weirdly enough, no one knows who’s tenor one in jazz band? They both know the tenor one and tenor two parts to all of their songs and just switch day to day, song to song and everyone’s like ???????? But they think it’s funny and they’re both good players so the band director doesn’t care.

Mush: Tenor sax! He plays it for both marching and concert band but plays the electric guitar for jazz band on account that the twins are already the two tenor players and he’s pretty good at it. Definitely a section leader, total sweetheart and gets along with mostly everyone, even the twins, though they do drive him up the wall at times.

Kid Blink: Bari sax player. Honks on those low notes and CARRIES Seven Nation Army. There are times where he alone can over power most of the band and is told to back off. Does amazing solos in jazz band as well.

Henry: Trombone player. Really done with Albert, Elmer and Sniper’s shenanigans. Probably the section leader even though he’s not the best player, just because the other would probably abuse their authority. Poor kid normally spends rehearsal thinking about food and wanting to leave because Albert has been play the Wii theme for fifteen minutes now. His instrument probably also has some nasty shit stuck in it because he eats before and during rehearsal. Gross.

Smalls: Piccolo player for marching band, flute/piccolo player for concert band and plays the electric/upright bass for jazz band (idk why, it just feels right) The upright bass is like twice the size of them but man can they pluck out those bass rhythms. Likes to play stupidly high with their piccolo and poor Romeo and Buttons who sit next to them are just wincing every rehearsal and come out of it deaf from the shrillness.

Sniper: Trombone player. Completes the unholy trio that is the chaotic trombones. Probably going to give Henry a migraine at some point, they are the type of trombone player to try to balance their instrument on their head (if you know what I’m talking about). Knows all the harmonies to the memes Albert and Elmer play just to piss everyone off a little more.

Spot: Drum major for Brooklyn, no questions asked. Do you see the way he cuts off the Newsies at the rally drum major style???

[bichietozier-s]

🕷️Catch You On The Web!!🕸️

An Itafushi spiderman socmed au ❤️

In which Yuuji Itadori, newly a sophomore in college who still has not a clue what he wants to do with his life, gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gains new abilities, stats and powers. He's coasting on his raw athletic ability, a full-ride scholarship handed to him despite his less-than-perfect grades, when he realizes he's got way more ahead of him than he'd ever imagined. Including, but not limited to, a newfound crush that also throws him for a loop.

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Prologue | Part 1 | Part 1.5 | Part 2 | Part 3

notes:

Relatively short part today 🙂‍↕️ but MEGUMI NEXT PART TRUSTTT - also, all texts are from yuuji's pov !!

It’s been two weeks since Yuuji was bitten by that god forsaken spider, and while the bite itself had simmered down and was no longer irritated, everything else about his body was becoming stranger and stranger. 

He’d noticed a bunch of little things that seemed to add up pretty quickly with how significant they affected his daily life. The sticky hands, being number ONE on that list. Seemingly the hardest thing to write off as a coincidence and something that was just… odd, it also wasn’t just something he could ignore when it happened, because then his hand was uncontrollably stuck to something, and he couldn’t UN stick it. The number of times that he’d been late to class over it this past week was becoming a nuisance because now, Nanami was stepping in to ask Yuuji if everything was going alright outside of class.

How was he supposed to tell him, yeah, everything’s just dandy! My hand just glues itself temporarily to random things at random points in the day, but I’m figuring it out!

He’d be sent to the nearest psychiatric ward. Or maybe, Shoko would pick apart his brain, which might just be worse.

Among the other things he’d begun to notice were things like an increase in his strength, which suddenly seemed to become inhuman. Yuta dropped his pencil when they were hanging out the other day in he and Toge’s dorm room, and Yuuji nearly threw his desk across the room when he lifted the corner so Yuta could retrieve it. 

“Holy shit, Yuuji, that definitely wasn’t necessary,” Yuta laughed awkwardly in shock at the desk which now sat on its side. All Yuuji could do was stand and stare at it, dumbfounded.

“I literally only meant to lift the corner, I’m being so serious right now,” his flat voice really showing that he didn’t even know what to make of the situation.

Yuuji also noticed his reaction times (mostly becoming apparent at his football practices) were increasing too. Something he wouldn’t normally even see coming because it was when his eyes were closed, or when his back was turned, he’d have taken care of before he even realized what he was doing. Like his body was reacting before he was.

The last thing was his oddly fast healing time. Bruises would only last a day or two, depending on the severity of the injury, and past that there’d be no evidence that there ever was an injury in the first place. This one especially was a bad thing for Yuuji of all people to deal with because that just meant he could be as reckless as he wanted and not face many consequences, if any at all. He was already a klutz and an airhead most of the time, so now he was just a ticking time bomb for stupid decisions. 

Since all of this started around the same time that Yuuji received the spider bite, he’s a tiny bit suspicious that the two are related, but he can’t reasonably put the two things together in a way that feasibly makes sense in his mind. Why would a spider bite give him weird superhuman powers???

author's note:

tehehe writing this is soooo much fun for me i rlly hope everyone feels enough in character :o and as a reminder if youd like to be added to the taglist pls dont be afraid to ask! :3c i do nawt bite 🫶🏻

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[bennett-ametyst]

For the meme, I present:

The self indulgent tf armada AU where everyone lives in Rome, the Daje AU (part 1)

(Translations under the cut)

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Optimus Prime (25 yo)

-Follows the literature course in Sapienza (the BIGgest uni in Rome)

-Popular among this peers for his "Boy Next Door" charm, his idealism, and the lecture notes which offers for free (most of the time students sell their notes), and his good looks

-"Education is the right of all sentient beings"

-Politically engaged, organize protests and events for the faculty

-Despite this, he is extremely shy

-Has a backpack with an embarassing amount of pockets and useful things

-He did judo, but stopped at blue belt

-He's a tutor to high school students for classical subjects

-Few know this, but he attended the ITIS in Tor Sapienza (a zone in east Rome, unrelated to the university) with Megatron, when they often fought (people in ITIS fight a lot)

-Now he moved to Tufello (a chill zone in north Rome)

Red Alert (24 yo)

-He follows and does medicine at Policlinico (famed hospital and also were Sapienza's medicine courses are)

-Childhood friend of Optimus and Jetfire

-No one ever saw him sleep (medicine students have the most insane schedules, even if the degree course lasts 7 years)

-He doesn't accept less than 27/30 (exam votes)

-Miraculously on time with the exams schedule

-"Imagine how cool it must be living near Uni" (he took an apartment, dormitories aren't really a thing here)

-Since he lives near, they always assign him night shifts

-Consuming inhuman amounts of coffee has made him nearly immune to caffeine, so he purposely invented a more powerful distillate to stay awake

-Sometimes he tells about his special internship at Tivoli's hospital, he remembers it like a Vietnam flashback

-Always pissed off 24/7, but under all of that he cares a lot about his friends

-During the exam period, he smokes like a chimney ("I'll stop when I get that degree")

Jetfire (24 yo) (I think I'm in love with this drawing)

-He follows the philosophy course in Sapienza (literature's same faculty, the name is literally called "literature and philosophy")

-Optimus' best friend since forever

-He lives in Tufello since he was born

-Part of the Young Communist Front and the Congregation of Stoners at Uni

-Once he starts talking about the fight against capitalism, no one can stop him

-He always has a few grams of weed hidden somewere, (where the police will never find it)

-Every situation is a good situation to start stadium choirs (stadium choirs don't always have to do with football)

-On campus he dresses colorfully, but he has a battle outfit specific for protests (he's the one who brings fumogens)

-He's always seen on the Pratone (big ass lawn at the campus were students rest) smoking weed or playing SOAD on his acoustic guitar, nobody knows if he actually goes to class.

-Was an AS Roma die-hard fan before the Captain Totti left, now he pretends he doesn't care about the team (holding back tears)

-He attended the Liceo Artistico at Ripetta (art high school in the center), he wanted to do the painter, however the fact that in Italy this work sector it is not taken seriously or protected at all in which you can't do what you want or studied for a living or else you'll end up under a bridge, the other option it's taking orders from a company to make deceptive graphics, was enough to radicalize him.

-He had an accident with his scooter, breaking both his left leg and the muretto* of his house (for some obscure reason the scooter remained intact and I cant find an english word for *low walls we use with fences)

Smokescreen (26 yo)

-He follows engineering in Roma 3 (another big university in Rome but they forgot to change from the default name)

-Always doing internships at construction sites, "It's to gain experience" he says

-He lives in Rione Testaccio, here he spends Saturday evenings in the movida with his friends or the other workers

-"What are those idiots doing? The next rains will destroy everything" (looking at workers trying to fix something the wrong way)

-He did the professional high school, probably the only one in class that was committed to learning

-Gymbro with a almost infinite set of skills as mason, mechanic, and nutritionist

-"How much do you bench press?"

-Despite his rough appearance, he's a cinnamon roll ready for everything for his friends, expressing it in small jobs in his field, personalized training plans and telling them they should have a healthier lifestyle over every single problem they have (especially Red Alert and Jetfire)

-When Jetfire crashed with his scooter, he fixed his muretto, in exchange Jet would quit smoking for at least 6 months (he didn't succeed)

-His daily routine: 5:30 wake up; 6:00 breakfast with an apple and cappuccino; 6:30 jogging around Mount Testaccio; 7:07 bus up to the construction site; 7:45 coffee with the other workers; 8:00 to 12:00 internship work; 12:15 square pizza for lunch from Pinuccio; 13:00-16:00 course lessons at San Paolo; 18:30 gym; 20:00 dinner with 200g of pasta and rotisserie chicken; 21:00 herbal tea and then sleep.

-Bonus: he doesn't have a car, he always prefers public transport, it's "less stressful" (if course, he lives in the center)

[osaka-lilac]

Asking you to kindly elaborate on the strollonso football au:

hello raapija my beloved, i would love to elaborate <3

for those out of the loop, refer to my tags on this post!

warning: i am an american with a incredibly basic understanding of footy ("soccer"). there is a reason the actual talk of any gameplay is basic and limited

fernando is this new guy to Lawrence Stroll's footy team right. (because in every universe, lawrence has to own a Team.) i can imagine he's some draft pick from spain for a new striker or something like that. possibly some trade, maybe a mid-season exchange (they do that in american football but idk if they do that in footy) those who know specifics of positions in footy please let me know your thoughts on what position fernando would play

lance: couldn't give two shits about footy. he's seen maybe once in a blue moon on the sidelines tagging along, and he's known for being visibly bored or on his phone during matches. (he has the Pout Blast 3000 for this.)

the reputation he receives from fans is much like the perceived impressions he gets irl: some spoiled kid who shouldn't be there. he's more into hockey than any match his dad's team could ever play.

now when fernando shows up its like a fucking slap to the face. like. "holy fuck i didn't think they could be this hot" type beat.

for the first time, lance shows up to a team practice with his father, not just a match. but he's really not there for the team: he is enamored by fernando. his speed. he's a sly yet devilishly handsome fucker with this wicked grin when he knows he's tricked his opponent yet again, and lance is obsessed.

not only does he start going to way more matches. he also starts showing visible interest and gets invested. and he gets loud. the mumbles online about his "spoiled reputation" turn to joy. he becomes a meme of the team for a few weeks after a clip of him getting frustrated after a poorly-called card is given to fernando ends up going viral.

and maybe this entire time, fernando has been watching this young boy from afar. he totally believes he can't be with his literal manager's young son and jeopardize his spot on the team and a shot at glory. and maybe he believes that lance initially isn't interested. but maybe when he sees lance become more invested in the team, he figures he might have a chance. he just can't figure out why lance has become so invested in what was, quite frankly, a very short amount of time.

so maybe fernando's on the side for a while in a practice. lance is there, but he seems distant. not in the game. not really watching the drills by the other players with much enthusiasm. and fernando's a smart man. and he puts some pieces together in his brain. and makes a move.

he comes up to lance and asks to talk with him once practice is done. when all the other players are gone. in the locker room. of course lance agrees

flash forward a bit. n lance is like. hanging out by the exit outside of the locker room. he counts all the players. and when there's only one left. he goes inside. finds fernando sitting on one of the benches, still in his kit.

they get to talking. what lance does outside of being at games, (i can imagine him being a student but i don't have the will to kin assign him a major right now), what his favorite hockey team is (habs. of course) and of course, the loaded question:

"lancito, what's gotten you so interested in the team now?"

of course, lance doesn't really respond to this, kinda dances around the question. he gets flustered. he doesn't want to be found out. what if he sees right through him, what if he already knows, what if he tells his dad??

fernando leans in slightly, and slides his hand over lance's hip. he cups his chin softly, and slowly turns lance's head to look at fernando straight on.

"be honest, niñito."

and when has lance ever been anything but honest.

[1-800reki]

❝random atsushi n. headcanons!❞

summary: Atsushi and his random antics <33

pairings: atsushi x female reader | atsushi x girl

a/n: atsushi is so cutie!

• Alright, first off, Atsushi's hair is a common attribute and makes him stand out. So OF COURSE he asks you to brush it and keep it nice. Usually he wouldn't let people touch his hair like that, but you're the only exception.

• He probably dates people shorter than him but if you're taller than him, your relationship is like Felix and Calhoun 😭

"Look at my amazing gorgeous coolest partner ever!!" He says as he kisses your cheek.

• If you and him were in a modern au, all his social media bios would be matching with yours, or the 'taken by (your initial)'

• If he had a love language it would either be quality time or acts of service.

• He's the type of lover to intertwine your pinkies together instead of hand holding.

• He would get flustered pretty quickly from even a light touch of PDA.

• He's most definitely the small spoon when cuddling even if you're shorter than him. Especially when he's stressed.

• He would love getting head pats!

• He would take any chance to compliment you, whether it be about looks, your hobbies or your personality.

• If you were having a bad day he would just know instantly. He would get all of your favorite things and stay with you till you feel better.

• Before you start your period, Atsushi buys your favorite items in bulk, so when you do start, you're shocked he remembered.

"'tushi.. you remembered!"

"I guess I just took note.." He says, scratching the back of his neck with an embarrassed smile.

• He can comfort you real good. Like he sees one tear fall from your eye? He's already hugging you and brought tissues and your favorite snacks. As much affection as he gives you, you surely return it. One day, he cried silently from an argument with you. You walked to his room to him under blankets, sniffling. He cries harder when you feels your touch, feeling guilty for his actions. You gently kiss his head and shush his cries, reassuring that everything is alright.

• His photo album is 90% of you, 10% of memes, and 1% of important screenshots (passwords, emails, shit like that)

• Atsushi DEFINITELY reposts those relationship videos or couple imagines.

• when he's with his friends, he rambles about you nonstop.

Random: "did you guys see the new football game-"

Atsushi: "MY GIRLFRIEND JUST POSTED!!"

Random: "uhm.. anyways-"

• His favorite spots to kiss you is your cheek and nose. He believes that every kiss with him should be special, and he doesn't find the need to be a perv when it comes to kissing.

• DON'T MAKE MEAN JOKES WITH HIM- he'll cry and probably ignore you. >:(

• In his sleep, he probably sleeptalks, and it's either about you or something about missing his parents.. I don't know.

• he's never afraid to admit that he's thinking about you or missing you.

• Expect your room to become his room. After letting him in, he's totally invaded it (in a good way!)

• He listens to Laufey and Tyler the Creator but might indulge in your music taste from time to time >:)

• His favorite way to unwind from a work day would be cuddling with you. His favorite position to cuddle would be intertwining. He just loves the feeling of your body intertwined with his.

• If he texts you he definitely uses the kaomoji's mostly :3, ╰(▔∀▔)╯, and (＾▽＾).

• If you can cook, he loves loves LOVES your cooking. He especially loves the Ochazuke (green tea over rice) you make for him. He'll eat it up like it's a 5 star meal !!

• Don't ever underestimate Atsushi's love. He will literally go to hell and back for u, do not play 😭😭

a/n: I'm trying to get my friend to start bsd and she doesn't fw it 😕 what the freak

[struck-by-the-rain]

karate man senior wrapped

aka every single post from when I turned my blog into an ask blog for this old ass man on april fools day. featuring the director's (my) commentary

thank you to everyone who played along and interacted :)

for context i hc that his ex-wife is rly into football, and ive come up w a design for her. it was fun having an excuse to draw her again even if the asks abt her were slightly unhinged /affectionate

this will be funny if i ever publicly share my silly little rhythm heaven au/storyline on here

does he know....

he interacted with dj blue! :)

the boomer memes were one of my favourite parts of this

i actually tried to decode these to see if they were saying anything but they didn't 💀💀💀 it's not like senior would know either way....

I was worried that I made joe's mum look like jj rocker. anyway I didn't expect that he would end up getting happily remarried to q maou but I think they could fix each other

if im gonna be honest this was just an excuse to be self indulgent and draw all of my silly hcs again, including joe/yuka/samurai besties

potentially ai-generated apology (I don't know if she would be this kind in character)

watch out gramps.... (also your son is making a break for it!)

and last but not least.... he made it out of the basement :') I hope he has a nice time!

[gabessquishytum]

So I think I will turn that 70s music AU into it's own thing, but never fear! I will not leave anyone Goth Dreamless.

So two ideas about Goth Dream. The first one is that he's the local weirdo dad to Orpheus, a bright and friendly student. He's always wearing black on black with nail polish and hair so weird it'd put Robert Smith to shame. But he's known for being one of the kinder, more caring parents. He hand makes special treats for Orpheus's youth league football team. He organizes expansive birthday parties for his son's whole class and don't even get started on their Halloween party. He has the biggest house on the block and turns it into a veritable Halloween amusement park with giant skeletons and an elaborate haunted house. Doesn't help that he has real taxidermied bats hanging from his ceiling. All in all, while he's weird, he's a good father.

Robyn goes to the same school on scholarship and Hob works multiple jobs to keep Robyn in this posh private school. Him and Orpheus became fast friends when Orpheus invited him over while they waited for Hob to get off his second job. Unfortunately they forgot to mention that to Robyn's dad. Which led to Hob frantically calling his son, then showing up to Dream's house furious that Robyn forgot to mention his little excursion to a stranger's house. Fortunately Dream, in his black silk pyjama pants and well-worn and holey Bauhaus shirt, sufficiently charmed Hob enough to invite the two over for dinner. Then when the boys tired themselves out running around the property and fell asleep in Orpheus's room, Hob got to tire himself out on Dream's prick.

The second idea I had when browsing some memes and saw a Goth Girl Simp starter pack which is totally Hob. Not that he simps over Goth guys and gals specifically, just that he has a crush.

Dream is everything he isn't. He's tall, thin, and so fair it's almost like he's a fairy. He's effortlessly cool and mysterious, never deigning to speak more than a few words with most people. He's a regular at Hob's pub but doesn't do more than drink merlot alone in a corner booth. Occasionally he brings a date, but he's seen those relationships come and go. The last girl, Thessaly, got so mad at his lack of attention that she splashed her drink in his face and stormed out. Hob comped her drinks and Dream left shortly after paying for his wine.

Joanna laughs at the whole situation. In her experience, lots of people want a goth partner, but the magic fades when they take off their make-up and walk around and their pillows are stained with black hair dye. Hob is not deterred! He wants that stranger carnally. But how is he going to relate to him? The hardest album he has in his whole flat is a copy of Diva classics covered by some punk band. He didn't spend much time with the punks or metalheads in school and couldn't tell a Christan Death song from Sisters of Mercy. Jo laughs at him the entire way through as she helps him spike his hair and paint his nails.

Then comes show time. Dream comes in every day around 7:30-8. He comes around dressed to the Gothic nines with two glasses of red wine. He had Jo put some Stone Roses on the jukebox. He casually sits in the booth and tells him drinks are free if he cares to give a little of his time. Dream bursts out laughing. That horrid, donkey bray of a laugh deflates Hob's ego terribly. He gets up to leave, but Dream grabs his hand. He's never had someone try so hard to cater to his fashion sense. It's not needed as Dream had a crush on Hob, and well, a full night full of fucking wine drinking wasn't on anyone's to do list before tonight, but Hob can't complain!

🎸

I dearly, dearly love the idea of Hob simping for goth Dream in literally any scenario. It just brings me so much joy. Like, the image of Hob laying on the bed watching as Dream goes through the process of making himself up: litres of white foundation, powder, yards of black eyeliner in complex patterns, shining black lipstick, dozens of items of carefully selected silver jewellery, half a can of hairspray. Hob is obsessed with the entire process. And of course Dream is a lucky bastard who doesn't need to dye his hair, but can you imagine the day he finds his first greys? He's locking himself in the bathroom patching up every single spot of hair that isn't absolutely pitch black. Hob diligently helps and doesn't even complain about the fact that they'll never get the stains off the sink. He assures Dream that no, he won't have to shave it all off like Andrew Eldritch. It's fine, no one will even see which bits are dyed.

And Hob is just as much as a simp on the days where Dream’s hair is sticking out at all angles completely unstyled, and he's still in his pyjamas at 2pm. Hob still takes his job as Goth Boyfriend Appreciator very seriously, thanks very much. Arguably Dream is at his MOST goth when he's wearing Hob’s tracksuit down to the local tesco and having a silent battle with someone's grandmother over the last Danish pastry.

Also!! Goth dad Dream has captured my heart because!!!! Goth baby/child Orpheus!!!! In his little black outfits and spikey hair listening to Siouxsie and the banshees on Dream’s ancient ipod!!!! I am weak for it. And of course he's besties with Robyn, who has inherited his dad's love of Clannad and Fairport Convention. A match made in musical heaven, bless them <3

[travvymiku]

mouthwashing oc, nobody is reading all of this..

mouthwashing oc, i still might draw SOME peanuts stuff tho idk..

also this may or may not have spelling mistakes, i’m not rereading all of this again 😭😭

anyways her name is peggy jane and she’s a janitor who think she’s better than everyone else (she isn’t and she knows that..)

anyways she’s taiwanese and is bisexual, the only time she ever speaks in her language is when she’s cussing somebody or something out..haha.

she’s 27, she’s allergic to salmon and loves dumplings(she loves it better with noodles), chicken fettuccine and birthday cake ice cream despite being lactose intolerant, she hates the color pink..funny..and her favorite pokémon is sylveon.

she claims her and anya are just friends..but they cuddle, give each other kisses and stuff like that, she even had a little crush on her when she first saw her.

she hates jimmy tho, a lot..they argue almost 24/7 and curly is always the one that has to break up their fights, she often scolds curly for still being friends with him.

she got her ..what i’d like to call her iconic bat onto the ship, idk how that happened 🤷🏽

uhmmmm speaking of curly, he is her best friend..and she always wants something more but is friend zoned by curly a lot..like..badly..she gets frustrated with him. (i have other au’s with them i want to work on, their relationship gets pretty complicated)

she has mixed feelings about her ranky dank apartment, which has almost nothing so struggle meals and tv dinners (she loves them) every night but it’s worth it because she has a football field shower.

after the crash she often talks to curly a lot to keep him company and to keep the both from going insane (she also slept in the medical room once, never again.)

she’s horrible at game night but she doesn’t really care, she just loves to yell at jimmy.

she has a bad habit of forgetting names and replacing them with stupid ones sometimes. (it’s like the jambalaya memes guys‼️‼️)

anyways..she’s everywhere

if you read all of that, i love you and stay safe, thank you! 😚

[landinrris]

Last Line Meme

Rules: Post the last line that you wrote and tag someone for every word in the line.

I was tagged by @charleslelurks! This is from the end of the first chapter of the still untitled football au prequel. I guess technically it's kind of a spoiler, but also not since it was alluded to in the first fic.

Carlos manages to bounce back after a few days, throwing himself into helping Lando finish up his school work (Carlos, acting as a pretty face while he helps Lando unload the kiln) and packing.

I too do not have enough writer friends that I know of to tag one for every word, so I'll just tag a few for now. @phebess @magnificentbirb @f1-birb @quadrilogical @landhoe-norris @ehcahache